Me You and Everyone We Know [2/10]

I watched this piece of indie crap for the first time around a year ago, and vaguely recall being thoroughly unimpressed. After slogging through half of it I thought to myself: "Wow, if the obscenely annoying main character ever directed a movie this would be it." Of course when the credits rolled I was still surprised to see that the obscenely annoying chick who played the "fictional" main character did direct the god damn thing. Oh sweet sweet irony, how I love thee. Well I guess somewhere in the past year of alcohol abuse and occasional weed smoking I must've forgotten how brutally godawful this flick actually is, because last night I was bored so i threw it on - and made it all the way to the 94 second mark before hitting eject. 94 fucking seconds! And short of physical torture, it was about as painful as 94 seconds can be.